Doing a little work wouldn't hurt, right? I mean, I'm fully aware that you're all busy and I appear to have no social life at all, laid back, and easy peasy with life right now, so you think it's okay to let me take everything. But NO. It's not okay. The operative word up there is I APPEAR to be laid back/not busy, but really I am, well, busy. I just happen to be very good in hiding it.
So please, let's do the work equally 'kay? Unless you want me to go ballistic randomly on one hot afternoon and go smashing myself to other people's bits.