As I was sitting there, half-listening to the professor, sketching a lopsided brain diagram while I toggled in my mind an estimated time to which my seatmates would arrive, the professor commented to an answer he read in the quiz we had last week.

Notes to self:

1. Pars triangularis and pars opercularis do not cover the insular lobe. It's not even a gyrus for pete's sake.
2. The easiest way to get inside a professor's memory bank is to give him a heart attack (therefore nearly killing him) with the extraordinary powers of your stupid answers.
3. A change of first name, surname, and possibly even your whole identity is in order in case you meet him again in a conference somewhere or when you're applying for a job in the vicinity near quiapo.